1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:-
Q: Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die:s
2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:-
Q: Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride.
3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: –
Q:Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one.=-?
4. When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: –
A: No. I’m sleep walking!(=|
5. Your friend calls your home phone:-
Q:Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!:/
6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:-
Q:Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!
7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:-
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me. (y)
8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:-
Q:Are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots.
9. You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking: -
Q:Is anyone in there?
A: No! The SHIT is talking to you!
And my personal favorite:
You leave your house on a journey and when you come back into the house hours later:
Q: Are you back?
A: No, I still on the road